nakaka-’pecon’ ang irony: the pasintabi-sa-madasalin post
February 5, 2008

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Galing sa MAPECON pamphlet na napulot kanina:
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Weeeird. Hindi ko alam na unique selling point na pala sa mga pest control companies ang pagiging Christ-centered.
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Konting research pa sa official site nila:
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"MAPECON is committed to create employment and build the MAPECON Corporate Church with Jesus Christ as Head. With members whose temporal and spiritual needs are being attended to, MAPECON
is able to serve customers and friends better and more safely through
honest and integrated pest control and environmental protection using
award-winning patented products."
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According din sa site, ine-encourage ang mga MAPECONIANS (?) na dumalo sa weekly prayer meetings "for spiritual growth."
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Weird. At ironic, since ang trabaho naman talaga nila ay pumatay.
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At ang ibig sabihin ng MAPECON?
May award ba sa Most Contrived Company Name? Kasi pakiramdam ko may nanalo na.
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At walang meaning ang "cryptothermic" sa Google. Kahit "cryptothermia" wala rin. Pero according sa pamphlet, it means, "they [termites] work in dark places mysteriously!" Take that, non-cryptothermic Batman!
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