Nagulat-dahil-May-na post, plus WTF Pic of the Week
April 30, 2008
Wow. May na. Agad. Isa’t kalahating buwan na lang, may much-needed break na ‘ko. Saan man yun.
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Habang naghuhukay ng lumang pic sa yahoogroup ng org:
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sa 2012 magpo-post ulit ako ng mga lumang pics. 
this must be love
April 27, 2008
Synthetic what?
April 25, 2008
I was searching for an image for a rant post supposedly titled Quick Fix when I stumbled upon this curious pic. When I read the product description, well, let’s just say that it confirmed the age-old saying that necessity is indeed the mother of invention. Really.
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From the official website:
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"The Quick Fix synthetic urine is premixed laboratory urine designed to
protect your privacy during a urinary drug (THC, marijuana, cocaine,
extasy, polluatnts) test or nicotine test. The Quick Fix is unisex so a male or female can use it to pass a drug test or nicotine tests. To ensure passing a urinalysis, the Quick Fix
contains all the ingredients normally found in urine and is balanced
for pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and several other urine
characteristics."
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Synthetic urine? What’s next, synthetic poop?
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Oh, wait.
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Mid-June
April 24, 2008
Can’t wait!
Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
nagta-type ako kanina, tahimik naman, tapos bigla na lang akong na-disorient, parang lumindol, tapos may malaking tanong:
April 18, 2008
ano’ng ginagawa ko?
teka
April 16, 2008
Meron daw "bagong" formula ang Pantene, according sa TV ad nila: Water-Activated Pro-V formula.
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Water-activated formula sa shampoo? Imagine that…
antoksiponubolagnatantoksiponubolagnat
April 14, 2008
minsan nakakatakot na yung lumalabas sa mahiwagang friendster horoscope:
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The Bottom Line
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Your health concerns should be addressed — it’s time to deal with stress levels.
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In Detail
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Your latest health concern should be addressed — sooner rather than
later. Chances are, it is caused mostly by the stress you’ve been under
lately. You need to start taking better care of yourself! Make a
promise to yourself to get at least seven hours of sleep every night
this week. Start eating breakfast every single day — and no, a cup of
coffee doesn’t count! Start practicing better habits, and before you
know it you will feel much more balanced and content.
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INT. SA ISANG SIKSIKANG BUS PA-LRT AYALA. GABI.
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LALAKI: Sige, magpaligaw ka. Magpaligaw ka. (Tatahimik at makikinig sa kausap). Magpaligaw ka nga.
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Titingin sa katabi para i-check kung nakikinig siya. Patay-malisya naman ang katabi at mukhang malalim ang iniisip. Babalik ang tingin ng LALAKI sa bintana.
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LALAKI: ‘Kala mo… Madaming babae sa office namin a. E kung ligawan ko sila, sa tingin mo hindi ka magagalit?
Tatahimik ulit ang LALAKI at tatango paminsan-minsan.
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LALAKI: Sige, sige. (Tatahimik ulit at tatango) Magsaing ka na, ha?
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Pwede ko yata ‘tong isama sa sinusulat ko ngayong Magallanes-Dela Rosa.
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yet another work-related post. huli na ‘to.
April 8, 2008
Sayang at wala ang aking benevolent cellphone — teka, wala na pala siya since September — kasi nasa opisina kanina ang "dakila’t kagalang-galang" na si… Imee Marcos! At isa pa siya sa nag-cut ng ribbon sa aming Grand Foundation Day (siyempre imbento ko lang yung term).
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Pagkatapos ng maliit na salu-salo, napag-usapan ng dalawa kong ka-opisina kung ilang taon na kaya si Imee. Nagtanong sila sa ‘kin, kaya sumagot ako.
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"Tanungin niyo siya kung ilang taon na siya n’ong bumagsak yung rehimen nila, tapos i-add niyo na lang yung natitirang taon."
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Dahil kailangan talagang may political joke ‘pag may politician. 
