kwentuhan 2008

I was searching for an image for a rant post supposedly titled Quick Fix when I stumbled upon this curious pic. When I read the product description, well, let’s just say that it confirmed the age-old saying that necessity is indeed the mother of invention. Really.
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From the official website:
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"The Quick Fix synthetic urine is premixed laboratory urine designed to
protect your privacy during a urinary drug (THC, marijuana, cocaine,
extasy, polluatnts) test or nicotine test. The Quick Fix is unisex so a male or female can use it to pass a drug test or nicotine tests. To ensure passing a urinalysis, the Quick Fix
contains all the ingredients normally found in urine and is balanced
for pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and several other urine
characteristics."
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Synthetic urine? What’s next, synthetic poop?
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Oh, wait.

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